“Idiot, Midget” Cain Velasquez gets called out by Boxer Tyson Fury

Posted: January 3, 2013 in Commentary/Opinion, Latest news
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ARC_0229064.jpgIn case you don’t know, Tyson Fury is a heavyweight boxing contender with a big mouth. Honestly, I don’t know how good the guy is, or if he’s a dumbass or what. I do know he’s in line to challenge one of the Klitschko brothers soon, so he must be pretty good. Still, why do we have to do this?

Fury—cool name by the way—is now saying both Klitschko’s are afraid of him and that he’d like to fight…wait for it, Cain Velasquez. He went on a Twitter tirade today, calling Cain names (mostly British insults like “tit,” but he also called him a “midget,” a “stiff idiot” and other gems). Fury claims it wouldn’t last 2 rounds in a cage or a ring. Well, guess what? He’s right.

I don’t know why I feel compelled to go through this whole “what if” scenario, but I always fall for it. Obviously this guy wouldn’t be able to remain standing for more than 2 seconds with Velasquez.

Once on the ground, Cain would change Fury’s diaper, wrap him up in a onesie, nurture him, burp him over his shoulder and rock him to sleep. Oh, I almost forgot…he’d also deliver the beating of a lifetime. One that would make the one he gave Bigfoot look like a friendly thumb wrestling encounter between two 12 year olds.

Sorry to break it to you, Fury, but you will lose 100 out of 100 fights “in a cage” as you say, with the UFC world champ. By the way, you’ve got a lot of balls walking around calling yourself “Tyson” in the world of boxing.

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  1. […] boxer Tyson Fury made an ass of himself acted like a tough guy by calling Cain Velasquez a “midget” and an “idiot?” Fury said a fight between him and Cain wouldn’t last two rounds. And get this—he said […]

  2. […] boxer Tyson Fury made an ass of himself acted like a tough guy by calling Cain Velasquez a “midget” and an “idiot?” Fury said a fight between him and Cain wouldn’t last two rounds. And get this—he said […]

  3. […] Tyson Fury? He’s the heavyweight boxer who was dumb enough to call out Cain Velasquez, calling him a “midget” and “idiot” a while back. Velasquez responded with a very brief […]

  4. […] Those Klitschko’s are bad asses Jon! Why would you pretend to be proficient enough in that sport to challenge the top guys in the heavyweight division? Next thing you know, a guy like Tyson Fury will call out the UFC heavyweight champ in a mixed martial arts fight. Oh wait. […]

  5. […] ass…and unfortunately, vice versa. I ripped the hell out of Tyson Fury for saying he could destroy “idiot” and “midget” Cain Velasquez. I ripped James Toney for thinking he could compete with Randy Couture. I ripped Jon […]

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