Aleksander just became the Stephen Baldwin of the Emelianenko family

Posted: March 5, 2013 in Commentary/Opinion, Latest news
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aleksAlec Baldwin has Stephen. Sylvester Stallone has Frank. And Fedor Emelianenko has Aleksander. You know what I’m talking about—big stars burdened by the actions of their mentally challenged siblings. Just like Alec Baldwin has to put up with his stupid brother’s reality show antics, preaching the bible and those RIDICULOUS facial expressions, the great Fedor has to deal with this.

Monday it was reported that Aleksander was pleading guilty to a series of minor charges from an altercation on a flight in December. He pled guilty for…get this…low level hooliganism. And his total fine was…get this…700 rubles, which is about $22.

Probably the best thing to come of this story is the description of the incident. Among his malfeasances were that he “caused a breach of public order, spoke loudly, molested passengers, provoked them into fights, did not react to remarks from the cabin crew, demanded liquor, used foul language, smoked in the airplane.”

I’m not sure what “molested” means when you translate it from Russian to English, but I’m hoping it means something different than what I’m thinking. I suppose when you appear on a reality TV show to fight a freaking bull, you run by a different set of rules. Unfortunately, the airline didn’t care.

Well, look on the bright side, at least he didn’t pull a Gerard Depardieu and drop a deuce on the plane’s beverage cart. Or did he just piss himself? Frankly, I don’t care.


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