Notorious Dumbass Mayhem Miller says MMA is Dead and Dana killed it

Posted: August 2, 2013 in Commentary/Opinion

mayhemsucksJason “Mayhem” Miller is probably remembered more for his flamboyant entrances that resemble an early 90’s MC Hammer video complete with backup dancers and shiny costumes than his actual fights.  Who can forget the chicken bucket on his head or his vast collection of feather boas. Alas, those were the good old days when MMA was alive and well. According to Mayhem, MMA is dead and it wasn’t Col. Mustard that did it with a candlestick in the library. Nope, Miller says the culprit is Dana White. In the Underground forum, Mayhem posted the following statement a few days ago:

“Dana White has killed the sport that you and i love. The refusal to build stars. The reward for standing and wanging. THE UNIFIED RULES, have all killed the sport of mixed martial arts. I come to you humbly, as a student and teacher of the mixed martial arts. A man that has never tapped out, or been knocked out in mixed martial arts competition and ask that you do not support a corporate monarchy that favors a mark in the Win column, over showcasing the ART of MMA.”

So there you have it folks, MMA is dead and Dana did it. If you can’t trust the opinion of a guy that was found sleeping naked on the couch of a vandalized church, then who can you trust?

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  1. […] to let the world know that Dana White and the UFC is ruining MMA.  Poor Dana, last week he was blasted by Jason “Mayhem” Miller, now he is being criticized by Rampage […]

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