When UFC featherweight Conor McGregor isn’t rehabbing his injury, bad-mouthing every other featherweight in the world and proclaiming his superiority over every lightweight in the company, he’s doing what all of us wish we were doing—manhandling strippers with NFL Hall of Famer Willie Roaf.
The overconfident Irishman tweeted pictured of himself dressed like a pretentious dick—again—while working a stripper’s ass like a stressball at The Library in Vegas. First, how did this guy sneak a camera into a strip club? Last time I tried that, I got rag dolled by seven bouncers who thought they were Patrick Swayze in Roadhouse.
With all that illegal contact, let’s at least hope Grabby McSqueezerson made it rain with more than just a few Washingtons.