Gunnar Nelson in roll-over accident — not the guy from the shitty 90s band

Posted: October 30, 2013 in Commentary/Opinion
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nelsoncarSleepy UFC welterweight Gunnar Nelson—not the guy from the ambiguously gay brother pop/rock duo from the early 90s—was in a car accident over the weekend. In fact it was pretty bad. A truck he was traveling in as a passenger rolled careened off an icy road, rolled down a hill a few times and wound up in an Icelandic river.

Apparently Gunnar showed no emotion or interest the entire time the truck was rolling, and was even rumored to yawn on the way down—I just made that entire part up, but isn’t that how you pictured the accident taking place?

According to Halli Nelson, Gunnar’s father and manager, Nelson was virtually unharmed—probably because of his permanent malaise—and only required a dozen stitches in his arm. Other than that, he is ready to resume training.

Just for fun, here’s the Gunnar Nelson that this article is NOT about.

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