Bitter Karo Parisyan drops Tampon ‘Joke’ on Rousey/Gamburyan; maybe Marlon Wayans isn’t that bad after all

Posted: April 29, 2014 in Commentary/Opinion

tamponFormer UFC welterweight Karo Parisyan seems to have some animosity toward his cousin Manny Gamburyan and current UFC champ Ronda Rousey, even though he claims the opposite. In addition to what seems like obvious disdain for the success of Rousey—and Gamburyan’s role in that success—Parisyan is NOT good at dropping insults…at all.

“Good for Manny, good for Ronda, because Manny’s always there with her at the trainings and stuff, and Ronda might be on her period and she might take her underwear off and stuff, so Manny helps her out with that stuff, too, like with the tampons and everything else.”

There’s an insult somewhere in there, but I just don’t know what it is. He’s obviously accusing Manny of taking off Ronda’s panties and helping her with her tampons, but what the hell does that even mean?

It sounds like one of Marlon Wayans’ terrible penis jokes where he starts to say something, but then quickly realizes he has no idea where the lame story is going and has to start making wild noises and goofy faces to sloppily recover. Bottom line: FAIL.

Parisyan hasn’t fought in the UFC since Dennis Hallman pounded him back in 2010. And he hasn’t won a fight in the UFC since Ryo Chonan in 2007. With that kind of dry spell, you’d think Parisyan would have more time to think of a better insult than that piece of shit he just dropped on us. I mean, really, a tampon joke? This guy makes Dane Cook look high brow.

No one’s heard from this guy in years. Now we know why.


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